Note to self
Posted on March 13th, 2004 by Karla
If you happen to appear in a burlesque show…and go full frontal in said show…
DON’T give the weblink (you know, the one that had pictures of you butt-ass naked) to a co-worker. Even if you think you can trust him. Even if you gave him a hand job that one time you were both really drunk.
‘Cause otherwise you’re gonna hear this the next week when you walk into work:
Different Co-Worker: “Hey, at least I can say I’ve seen you naked now…”
You: “Beg your pardon?”
Co-Worker: Yeah, I jacked off to that thing three times already! (to yet another co-worker) Hey! Did you see the naked pictures of Karla yet?”
(assuming your name is Karla)
Christ, I’m stupid sometimes.