Scenes from a Marriage: A Love Story
Jay: “I’m gonna grill up those steaks, you wanna get them ready?”
Karla: “Nothing for me, thanks. I’m not hungry.”
Jay: “Really? But…when we were fooling around earlier your stomach was growling really loudly.”
Karla: “That was just gas. I was holding in this massive fart the whole time.”
Jay: “….”
Karla: “Yeah, I had like a ton of burritos for lunch.”
Jay: “Why do you take a shower before you go work out?”
Karla: “Oh, you know, it helps wake me up. And sometimes I get kind of sweaty when I’m sleeping at night.”
Jay: “Makes sense, I guess.”
Karla: “Also, since I work out Monday-Wednesday-Friday, I usually don’t shower on Tuesdays and Thursdays.”
Jay: “Jesus christ! KARLA!”
Jay: “I’m not buying you pajamajeans.”
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what are pajamajeans? If they’re jeans that you fall asleep in every night, I already own a pair.
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“Pajamas you live in, Jeans you sleep in!”
To quote Jay, though: “I’m not buying you anything I’ll have to cut off you later.” He also said something about “stink lines,” “hard enough to get you to change your clothes,” and “Why am I not suprised they go up to size 3X,” but I was writing a song in my head about how awesome pajamajeans are and pretty much tuned him out.
Pajamajeans!