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	<title>Under The Wagon</title>
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	<description>Drunk, short and bitter since 2003</description>
	<pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2010 04:32:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Scenes from a Marriage: A Love Story</title>
		<link>http://underthewagon.com/2010/02/25/scenes-from-a-marriage-a-love-story/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 06:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karla Pacheco</dc:creator>
		
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Jay: &#8220;I&#8217;m gonna grill up those steaks, you wanna get them ready?&#8221;
Karla: &#8220;Nothing for me, thanks. I&#8217;m not hungry.&#8221;
Jay: &#8220;Really? But&#8230;when we were fooling around earlier your stomach was growling really loudly.&#8221;
Karla: &#8220;That was just gas. I was holding in this massive fart the whole time.&#8221;
Jay: &#8220;&#8230;.&#8221;
Karla: &#8220;Yeah, I had like a ton of burritos for lunch.&#8221; 


Jay: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things I figured out less than a third of the way through Ursula K. LeGuin&#8217;s Earthsea Chronicles</title>
		<link>http://underthewagon.com/2009/12/24/things-i-figured-out-less-than-a-third-of-the-way-through-ursula-k-leguins-earthsea-books/</link>
		<comments>http://underthewagon.com/2009/12/24/things-i-figured-out-less-than-a-third-of-the-way-through-ursula-k-leguins-earthsea-books/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 06:01:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karla Pacheco</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Essays, Manifestos, &amp; Unsolicited Opinions]]></category>

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Things I figured out less than a third of the way into each of the Earthsea books
Earthsea 1 :  Yeah, the dark force he&#8217;s chasing is HIMSELF the whole time.
Earthsea 2:  Ged&#8217;s gonna show up halfway through to get that fucking ring back.
Earthsea 3:  He&#8217;s the king.  Not a big secret.  We get it.
Earthsea 4: She&#8217;s a dragon.
Earthsea [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Australia is the new China</title>
		<link>http://underthewagon.com/2009/12/15/australia-is-the-new-china/</link>
		<comments>http://underthewagon.com/2009/12/15/australia-is-the-new-china/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:35:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karla Pacheco</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Essays, Manifestos, &amp; Unsolicited Opinions]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Former Prison Colony to Institute National Internet Filter

It&#8217;s not that I love child rape, or pictures of child rape, or swapping pictures of child rape with like-minded child rape enthusiasts.*  I tend to think child rapists would benefit from the intervention of government officials who could possibly convince them to cut back on all the child raping, or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Loneliest Man In The World Gets Starbucks All Wrong</title>
		<link>http://underthewagon.com/2009/09/28/the-loneliest-man-in-the-world-gets-starbucks-all-wrong/</link>
		<comments>http://underthewagon.com/2009/09/28/the-loneliest-man-in-the-world-gets-starbucks-all-wrong/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:11:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karla Pacheco</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Essays, Manifestos, &amp; Unsolicited Opinions]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[General Musings]]></category>

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&#8230;and writes a book about it.
Despite spending the past two years in the city that invented free-trade-faux-hipster-froo-froo-fuckin&#8217; coffee drinks, I don&#8217;t really care for Starbucks.  That&#8217;s not because I&#8217;ve got some &#8220;stick it to the man!&#8221; anti-corporate sentiment.  Although I do think Starbucks&#8217; recent &#8220;we&#8217;re not really Starbucks&#8221; business plan might be the height of douchbaggery.  
 I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 5 Stages of Political Excuses</title>
		<link>http://underthewagon.com/2009/07/13/the-5-stages-of-political-excuses/</link>
		<comments>http://underthewagon.com/2009/07/13/the-5-stages-of-political-excuses/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:22:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karla Pacheco</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Published Works]]></category>

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Read it now at Cracked.com

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		<title>Submitted without comment (by the AP)</title>
		<link>http://underthewagon.com/2009/06/25/submitted-without-comment-by-the-ap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:31:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karla Pacheco</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General Musings]]></category>

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The photo caption itself: Fans remember Michael Jackson at the star they believe belongs to pop star Michael Jackson but that belongs to a radio personality of the same name on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Thursday June 25, 2009 in Los Angeles.
From the accompanying story:  On Hollywood&#8217;s Walk of Fame, fans gathered to pray [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cracked in the saddle again</title>
		<link>http://underthewagon.com/2009/06/23/cracked-in-the-saddle-again/</link>
		<comments>http://underthewagon.com/2009/06/23/cracked-in-the-saddle-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karla Pacheco</dc:creator>
		
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I go back to my most successful well - New Secret Celebrity Scientologists!  There&#8217;s also a handy Scientology Star chart for those of you trying to keep track of who&#8217;s recruiting whom.
Megan Fox is hot.  Dumb, but hot.
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		<title>&#8220;I&#8217;d like to see your link-dump escape from the Taliban!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://underthewagon.com/2009/06/20/id-like-to-see-your-link-dump-escape-from-the-taliban/</link>
		<comments>http://underthewagon.com/2009/06/20/id-like-to-see-your-link-dump-escape-from-the-taliban/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 00:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karla Pacheco</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Essays, Manifestos, &amp; Unsolicited Opinions]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[General Musings]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[New York Times reporter escapes Taliban compound after seven months in captivity

 Bad-ass reporter tells Huffington Post link-monkeys to suck it
With newspapers all over the country folding daily (pun&#8230;apologized for) or becoming online only web-link aggregate sites, it has to feel good for the staff of the embattled New York Times to show there are some things bloggers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Know why chicken needs beef flavor?  Because chicken SUCKS.</title>
		<link>http://underthewagon.com/2009/06/18/know-why-chicken-needs-beef-flavor-because-chicken-sucks/</link>
		<comments>http://underthewagon.com/2009/06/18/know-why-chicken-needs-beef-flavor-because-chicken-sucks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 02:17:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karla Pacheco</dc:creator>
		
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Apparently fast food chain El Pollo Loco has been taking the piss out of KFC&#8217;s new &#8220;grilled&#8221; chicken because the recipe includes &#8220;beef powder&#8221; and rendered beef fat.  To which I say: Why else would anyone eat it?  Chicken sucks.

Know what most of this tastes like?  Nothing.
Here&#8217;s the deal, and I don&#8217;t know if anyone else has realized this&#8230;but chicken tastes like sawdust&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This is how zombie movies get started</title>
		<link>http://underthewagon.com/2009/06/16/this-is-how-zombie-movies-get-started/</link>
		<comments>http://underthewagon.com/2009/06/16/this-is-how-zombie-movies-get-started/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:16:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karla Pacheco</dc:creator>
		
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Scientists awaken 120,000 year old frozen microbe 
Seriously, have we learned nothing from &#8220;28 Days Later,&#8221; or &#8220;Left 4 Dead?&#8221;  
The new bacteria species was found nearly 2 miles (3 km) beneath a Greenland glacier, where temperatures can dip well below freezing, pressure soars, and food and oxygen are scarce.   &#8220;We don&#8217;t know what state they were in,&#8221; said [...]]]></description>
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